More about hair

A recent interaction Trevor and I had at Trader Joe's:

"I wonder if more lesbians will hit on me now with my short hair. I mean, obviously not all women with short hair are lesbians, and not all lesbians have short hair, but I'm just wondering."

10 minutes later...

"Oh, look, there's a woman with short hair like me!"

At that moment, the woman leaned over and kissed her girlfriend on the cheek.